MAKING SENSE WITH BALIWS

i accidentally sit beside two baliws and hear them talking:

BALIW#1: San na mama mo?

BALIW#2: Bilog boy, kelan?

BALIW#1: Flat yung gulong.

THEY'RE HAVING NONSENSE TALK SO I PLANNED TO LEAVE BUT THERE'D ONE QUESTION I'VE HEARED THAT MADE ME STAY..

BALIW#1: Kelan nagiging martir ang pag-ibig?

BALIW#2: Pag nag didilig ng kahoy na pang-gatong.

GUESS I'VE WASTED ANOTHER MINUTE SO TALAGANG UMALIS NA KO.BUT WHN I TURN MY BACK ON THEM...

BALIW#2: Na umaasa pang mabubuhay at magkaka dahon mamumukadkad at bubunga kahit wala ng pag-asa.

MAKE SENSE :)